CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to explode down on your inbox. We're talking disgusting amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These bastards are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned money, so be super cautious. Don't click on any images in these emails, and report them immediately. Stay safe out